Close to Home by John McPherson for August 03, 2022

regrettacare!

“Healthy, Wealthy &…BUURRPP…Wise is the motto.. Hey lady, I like your hair. Wanna go out on the BURP…town tonight?”

Darn Infernal Revenue!

What won’t people try to write-off?

Technically he can if he OWNS the bar ;)

Can I deduct whatever I drink to my own health?

Is reading this comic deductible?

(Green Plaid Alert!)

I always thought it was the INFERNAL Revenue Service.

Bleeb??

Wait. What?! I better call my accountant.

Is that like claiming “business dinners” ?

What “service” does the IRS perform?

NOW you tell me…

It was worth a shot…

..unless you entertain a client. Invite a customer to drink with you.

But I’m a professional drunk.

Bleeb knows to steer clear of the IRS.

Why not? The night was. :)

Bummer!!!

Taxing

However, “ma’am”, it was sacramental wine and we were conducting a religious service. Next item please.

You can drink to your client’s health, or potential client’s health.