F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 05, 2022

Instead of waking up, do you up wake??

Sssh go to sleep

he has back pains? if so then a tilted bed is better (at least for my case)

“Sleep tight”

It cuts the time between when you wake up, and you fall out of bed.

They watched “The Coneheads” once too many times.

It’ll certainly cut population growth…

Just wait for the R.E.M. cycle!

This will never fly: Beds are used for “activities” as well as sleep.

Sleep like the astronauts – and have a glass of Tang before bed!

Buckle UP. Airbag safety models also available

I can’t even fall asleep SITTING up .