The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 02, 2022

He’d probably get sea sick listening to the the Beach Boys.

Just hoping for a shark attack, really. Like watching car racing for a wreck.

I don’t believe Brutus ever seen a surf.

As a board maybe. But who would want to ride him.

Women’s surfing is not quite as interesting as women’s beach volleyball, but I’ll still watch.

I tried surfing once. I couldn’t get the hang of it.

i guess that new wave is probably out of the question, too…

Buff babes in wet swimwear what’s not to like?

splashing through channels at mock five would make anyone sick.

I wonder, now and then, whether she does that so he will talk to her.

No. She has a shark instinct like her mother.

Brutus you fed her a come back line?

I get seasick on anything other than a very large ferry and if the seas are real rough l get it then. However, when you are in control over your movement, not so much if at all. I grew up for several years in my youth by the beach. I went there all the time. I always regret not having learned to surf. Too old now and no surfing beach is close by. Go for it Brutus. Kauwabunga Dude,..

something I always wanted to try but never did. (sigh)

Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, You can lead a fat guy to the ocean, but you can’t make a Robert Kelly Slater out of him.

The only hanging 10 Brutus can accomplish is when his toes are hanging over the end of the bathroom scale.

Brutus would have been a buffet on a board for the sharks…

He is good at it. “It” being exactly what he said – watching.

There’s more than one way to surf.

Brutus could try body surfing but it appears his keel may be dragging the bottom.

You’re good at watching it on TV Brutus. Leave it at that and don’t outkick your coverage.

Gladys is one to talk! She probably would wipe out on a surfboard!