Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 09, 2022

Care for a byte of apple pie?

Runs OS3.1415926….

Pull it out, clean it up, hopefully it has not been cooked.

The only reason Rob still has him is because nobody else wants him.

Cor Blimy mate. Apple core that is. I-chef has baked his I-processor, along with his Fit Bit I-tunes. I-think I’ll switch. Bye, bye Steve and jobs.

I think that it is about time that Rob found a more effective punishment than the closet.

That apple is about to infected with worms!

HURRY ROB … before that pie gets Bucked up …!

Man, that is definitely going to void the warranty on that pie. :)

I can definitely see the ads for the ShankBrush “for bleeding gums”.

Frank from the apple store’s response, “Sure, Mr. Wilco. Your cat put your computer in the pie. We believe you. Just like your boss believes you that your cat sent the email of Obama hugging a ferret. Is this a real cat? Or only one you can see?”

I’ld like it better if Bucky got his once in a while.

Steve should invent an electric chair and then test it.

I would be researching uses for cat gut!

Bucky has twisted notions of what’s cutting-edge.

LISTEN UP STEVE ! The story said the convict sharpened his tooth brush into a shiv…((sigh))

“Computer wouldn’t melt, so he put it in the pie”… (Paraphrasing Sir Paul and Linda McCartney)

STIR. FRY. THAT. CAT. NOW!!!!!!

Bucky has crossed the line one way too many times!!