The profile I read on a dating site: tall, 5’11 and 130 lbs, average build. What I got when I arrived at her place: Short, stocky, about 5’2, ragged strawberry blonde hair, and freckles for days. I told her I forgot something in my car. Got in, drove off, and never looked back.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Hopefully the lights are bright and you can see them for who they really are!
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
“We’re gonna need a Bigger Boat!”
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Ugh
Alverant over 2 years ago
Why lie on your dating profile? They’re going to find out anyway and you’ve wasted time and money.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
One of these days I’m going to fill out one of those dating profile things. I just want to see if anyone swipes it.
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Uh, they ain’t comin’ outa that tunnel! … just sayin.
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 2 years ago
when i was on those sites i was very truthful, & still am, even though i am no longer on those sites..CUZ i can’t remember my lies…so why lie…
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
Hey! Tunnel of Love is OK with the censors.
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Bleeb, Buddy, maybe you better stay back there where it’s safe. Besides, it looks like she might be wearing jeans.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Looks like you were catFISHED
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hopefully, the lighting inside is really bad…
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
No need for signs saying “Hands Off”!
sobrown51 over 2 years ago
So these must all be first and last dates?
ars731 over 2 years ago
Maybe Bleeb can help…
Phydeux over 2 years ago
Up the creek without a paddle.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
And they’re thinking, why did I bother going on that dating site if this is what you expect.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Well, it looks like they all got what they deserved.
Kradix over 2 years ago
The profile I read on a dating site: tall, 5’11 and 130 lbs, average build. What I got when I arrived at her place: Short, stocky, about 5’2, ragged strawberry blonde hair, and freckles for days. I told her I forgot something in my car. Got in, drove off, and never looked back.