F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 12, 2022

I let them eat my catfood outside before I started feeding them every trash day there would be garbage strewn up and down the street in front of my house I just consider it a payoff .

Couple of years ago when the first lockdown went into effect, I was picking up a delivery order at a place facing a mall’s outdoor food court. All around the weirdly deserted area, little birds were stumbling around, wondering “where the heck are all the french fries that are usually here?”

At least we wouldn’t have to keep wearing these masks.

Good question since humans are going extinct soon enough….

What are ’Woods" ?

This seems more sad then funny…

Oh, don’t worry little guy, the trash will never stop. But if it does, there will be plenty of human flesh to feed on.

Ours do a descent job of destroying many of the neighborhood gardens each fall. Then returning to the drain sewers each morning.

Response: “I may say you’re a dreamer.”

So very true!

In the Forest, they are known as “Raccoons”, in the City they are known a “Trash Pandas” or “The Suburban Garbage Panda”.