The texture of guacamole is awful. Cold and slimy all in one package. The taste is nothing great either. If you want a healthy chip topping, I say go with salsa. Bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, and a little garlic and cilantro just to spark it up. Or leave them out. Can’t miss, every time.
How about one of those big bugs with an exoskeleton and long antennae? I saw a dead one outside a gym restroom yesterday. Sooooooo gross! I’m just glad it was flat on its back and dead. I think it might have been a water bug. Though as far as I know we weren’t that close to water.
C over 2 years ago
Candy corn is unspeakably bad. And there is always the cabbage family.
seanfear over 2 years ago
UGH what’s with the spiders now on GoComics for days!!!!
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Gross foods? Peanuts? Guacamole? Nonsense.
Mayo on my sandwiches.
Butter on my toast.
Guacamole on my tortilla chips.
Peanuts in my Snickers. ;-)
You want a gross food? Try Haggis.
SHIVA over 2 years ago
How about a “log”?
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Try pouring a whole pot of hot coffee down his throat.
Then, maybe, he’ll stay awake long enough to get something done!!
BTW, this strip hasn’t addressed his caffeine addiction in a long time.
Gandalf over 2 years ago
Or chitlins… They are nasty! Don’t eat ’em…
V45mikky over 2 years ago
Who is going to pick up the spider and put it in his mouth?
NCGalFromNJ over 2 years ago
Capers, maybe?
i_am_the_jam over 2 years ago
Why would they think that’s gross food…except for the spider?
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
With kids like that……….
VICTOR PROULX over 2 years ago
What cheap art on the wall. These are two writers, one would think they would have better taste in art.
Sirona9 over 2 years ago
Gefilte fish -Yuk and Haggis too. Beer doesn’t help take the taste away,
Geophyzz over 2 years ago
A little Vegemite would be the worst.
Serial Pedant over 2 years ago
Brussels Sprouts
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Circus peanuts? I think those are what they chop up and put in Lucky Charms cereal.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
You could always try the whipped cream on the hand and tickle his nose with a feather trick…..
thevideostoreguy over 2 years ago
The texture of guacamole is awful. Cold and slimy all in one package. The taste is nothing great either. If you want a healthy chip topping, I say go with salsa. Bell peppers, onions, tomatoes, and a little garlic and cilantro just to spark it up. Or leave them out. Can’t miss, every time.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
But spiders are our friends.
ricknielsen55 over 2 years ago
Opportunity knocks!!!
roberta.forbes.pyle over 2 years ago
BRUSSELS SPROUTS! Eeeeeeeew!
bookworm0812 over 2 years ago
How about one of those big bugs with an exoskeleton and long antennae? I saw a dead one outside a gym restroom yesterday. Sooooooo gross! I’m just glad it was flat on its back and dead. I think it might have been a water bug. Though as far as I know we weren’t that close to water.
Prey over 2 years ago
An olive – straight off the tree.