Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 16, 2022

As usual, my mind went somewhere else.

If Ralph is a customer they won’t be in business for long.

Touché.

You asked for it, Ralph!

“At least you have a big bottom, honeybunch”

Heading back to our base in Sanford, Fla. after a weekend in Daytona we’d stop at an all you can eat place. They really hated to see us.

Why does a small fast food burger joint like that have menus?

Why isn’t the burger place shaped like a burger?

Hopefully not the staff.

I’m surprised to see menus at a burger joint.

Sounds a lot like Red Robin – table service, menus and bottomless sides. A great place to go with friends and/or the family.

Are the Breadsticks at Olive Garden still bottomless? They were (are?) very good…

Is Ralph a paradox? How can he have a big bottom and be bottomless at the same time?

Let it go, Ralph, and enjoy the food and beverage!

I have heard that cliche about one’s stomach being a “bottomless pit”.

Yuck!! I am so tired of the constant over eating theme.

Hopefully not the cook.