Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 20, 2022

So you came home with a bag of chips and he has your money? Who got picked clean?

There’s a dog that plays poker but he loses a lot. When he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.

Are those his winnings in that plastic bag? Or, what’s left of his “game snacks”?

And THAT is why I quit playing poker. Emotional sleeve guy here.

Playing bad poker with the guys Will tell you who your real friends are.

How do you get Lady Gaga’s attention?

….

♪♫ P-p-p-p-poke ’er face! ♪♫

Well, they certainly wouldn’t have picked Roy dirty. He’s kinda stinky at the best of times.

HEY! I resent that! I’m gonna pick these dirty, slanderous ‘artists’ clean in court! >=^|