Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 20, 2022

Gil may be a great coach, but his home, husband & parenting skills are woefully lacking.

Mimi had planned weeks ago for her Mom to be sick this weekend?

Not really following why Mimi couldn’t go away at the same time Gil was coaching the camp.

P1: Please don’t send us away again

Gil a workaholic? Who said the new writer wasn’t funny. It really is a comic

Off to coach the Pinewood Summer Camp? In mid-August? Just a guest appearance I guess.

I realize you’re upset, but please address me as “State Champion Coach Gil”

Duh duh duhhhh. Why did Mimi indicate she and the kids were going to her mothers and end up on a beach? No way Fang is alive, no one around to take care of the little guy. Maybe he is stuffed on the mantle like Mr. Pickle.

P3 gets an R rating today as Gil cops a feel with his right hand and Mimi wishes “little” Gil would spend more time at her “home.” I think I need a shower.

Where do those stairs go? It’s always looked like the Thorps live in a ranch house.

A weekend? It seemed more like week or so.

But Mimi, the weekend wasn’t free. Gil had that ceremony to attend. What else has he been doing?

But where’s Mimi’s pool boy during all this?…

More at home “sometimes”….but not when Pedro’s cleaning the pool…

P1 – Fist pump man is living in the attic with a Keri sock puppet for disguise

So just how old are these kids? On the beach they looked like teenagers (hell, the girl looked 18 or more), but now they’re hiding around the corner like elementary schoolers?

P4 “As soon as I lock the kids in the basement, how about I make you a screaming Mimi?”

He had NO idea she felt this way. Not really a good response…

And the trip was planned for weeks and his win popped up and neither said anything to the other?

Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 57. To quote Jimmy Buffet: “I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes.”

P1- These kids must have lost every time at hide-n-seek.

P2- Mimi must be feeling better as she put her ring back on.

P3- Really? He only works about two days a week as it is.

Jami, this is what I was telling you about. If we play our cards right, I’ll get a jeep and you can get a dirt bike.

Pitcher of Lemonade – nice to see you branching out and getting a cameo and closeup in today’s Mary Worth.

Gil has gotten into Keri’s hair dye (or vice versa).

Speaking of being at home, Gil’s home is getting more and more crowded in today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Isn’t Mimi a coach too?