In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 11, 2022

Play it where it lies.

You may be in too deep for anything good to come from this

Say, is this golf course in Florida, where they have so many pythons??!!

Even in the snakes belly, he continues the game….why am I not surprised?

You think you see your ball but you can’t be sure because it is totally dark in there and you don’t have your glasses on.

I will stop carrying a knife when manufacturers stop wasting plastic on consumer-proof packaging. A knife is a tool with other good uses.

“Someone hand me a Pitching Wedge!”

I’d take the penalty and set it outside.

Just take the penalty