Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 30, 2022

Poncho’s been killing you for years, Chaz, because of his antics.

Next time, try the kennel…

But, but…having a pet is supposed to make you live longer…

Happily, my car horn doesn’t work unless the car is turned on.

I’d be in that car with Poncho chomping at the bit to get out of that wilderness and back to civilization

TRICK HIM TO GET OUT OF THE CAR, LEAVE HIM THERE, SEE IF HE CAN FIND HIS WAY HOME…THERE, PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

I feel like this some days with my dog!

MY dog was the only reason I would’ve lived longer – best reason for living I’ve even known, before or since. Sadly, he’s gone…and I’m surrounded by PEOPLE who are worse than Poncho. “Move along, nothing to see here…”

Well, when Poncho gets back to civilization he will be an adventurer. He endured the great outdoors and made it back alive.

Get. Rid. Of. The. Dog.

We had a dog that supervised loading the trunk from inside the trunk. When the trunk was packed, he jumped out and did the standing dog jump through the car window into the back seat where he sat patiently drooling until we left.

Just watched the movie “Dog” (meh) and a well meaning passerby threw a rock through the back window thinking the dog needed fresh air.