Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 31, 2022

Maybe you should play “Ponch-buggy!”

wouldn’t it be nice if Poncho was in a child’s car seat and he won’t be able to unbuckle himself (because of non-opposable thumbs)?

Put him in a travel kennel. Then strap the kennel to the roof.

Resist resist Punch Poncho Purple resist resist

it goes both ways there buster!

If you don’t want to do something, don’t do is well. I think Poncho is doing well and not doing road trips well.

Poncho is acting just like my dog in the car. I once took her with me to visit my daughter in MD and she cried the entire 7 hours! Standing in the back seat on the turnpike drove me mad! Needless to say, I don’t take her anywhere except the groomers and the vet.

I’ve heard of ‘slug bugs’ for Volkswagen Beetles but not punch bunnies. We also played ‘one eye’ when a car had a headlight out.

If I had a dog that behaved like this, he’d be on the worst Ritalin/doggie-valium cocktail imaginable. SADLY – my life is FULL of humans like this, and there seems to be very little to be done about it – they’re all convinced they have the inalienable right to be as obnoxious and disagreeable as they want to.

Chaz, take Poncho by the kennel and show him the alternative…Also 3 letters…CBD.

I don’t care who started it. Just stop it. No punching, it’s always been stupid.

Punch Hyundai? In St. Louis lately, it’s been “steal Hyundai!”

Have never of that game. What an annoying poochie!

Better yet, leave the mutt at the pound!

Probably not wise to play punching games with the driver.

Make him sit on his paws.

Apparently Poncho needs something stronger than repeating ‘Are we there yet?’, a la Bart and Lisa Simpson.