Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 11, 2022

Wouldn’t surprise me.

Ha! You Wish! I got the Desert Island Extended Warranty.

I got a mailer for the warranty on a car I hadn’t owned in over 15 years. They were right, the warranty had expired.

Hey, is that Wilson beside her?

Haunted to the end

The first call Alexander Graham Bell received after inventing the phone was from a telemarketer selling a car warranty.

She could expire first

Even Wilson is trying to run away.

Yeah, but her submarine warranty is still good.

That’s probably the only place they don’t catch you. I have never owned a car, haven’t had a driver’s license for over 30 years now, and still get those blasted calls!