F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 19, 2022

Do you put a wag counter on the dog or the tail ?

Butt why?

I have one dog that was almost constantly if awake. And sometimes when asleep. Often making a sideways 8 pattern. Which is used to indicate infinity. Appropriate for her. She even broke it once due to hard wagging against hard surfaces. The vet called it “happy tail syndrome”. She would probably exceed any counting.

It’s because of the treats that you DIDN’T give him!

21st Century version of the Mood Ring.

Oh please! Don’t be giving those people who come up with crazy gadgets any ideas.

It registers almost the same as between “curious” and “very interested”

Perry: “This device is digital, and I prefer it to be anal-og.”