Strange Brew by John Deering for August 15, 2022

Works for me.

Somebody is going to have unethical experiments carried out on them. I would volunteer the cat as well.

That’s not the leader, that’s the god-king.

I find myself asking them ‘why?’. Why should I comply? Just because they are capable of space travel does not mean they have any more ability to destroy us than we do them.

That would that be Susan Rice or Ron Klain?

Oh exalted one, we have travelled light years in order to build pyramids in your honour!

(In Cat-onese): “Oh, Prince Mewskin. At last we have found you! Please return to your kingdom of Felineland. Moon Mice have run wild and the sardine catch has failed. Creameries produce sour cream, and kittens are no longer licked by their mothers. Mobs of malcontents scratch innocents. Our most noble artwork is sprayed. Leave these pathetic hominids and return to Civilization!”

CATS RULE!

Ooooh oooh. I know who you can probe and hurt……

Reminds me of a short story I read in which a man speculates on the idea of an alien arriving on Earth and taking over the mind of an Earth creature. Maybe even his cat. Until his cat says “Forget about it”. And he does.

Is the cat Chinese?

Aliens remained silent, cat got their tongue.