Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 20, 2022

It’s “crunch” time!"

It’s kind of a corny one, though.

Their both a little squirrelly if you ask me

And if this doesn’t work try it with good ol’ Nat King Knothole:

N is for the way you make me sick

U’s for U’re too fat and can’t be quick

T is very, very more tremor than amore

S is so much more weight than any tree can stand for

Shell we dine out tonight? I know a nifty oak tree that’s got a private branch just begging to be occupied….

He’s sooo pleased she likes it.

“Nuts to you.” Chico Marx, peanut vendor.

Good things come in trees.

So where’s the nuts.