Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 15, 2022

“BTW, you looked fetching last night.”

We try to discourage people from bringing balls to the dog park. When a ball gets thrown, many dogs will run after it because they don’t care who brought it. They just want it. When one dog has it and many want it, chaos can ensue. Also dog fights.

Too many balls in the air? Let them fall to the ground and pick them up (fetch them) at your own pace.

Surely you can sniffs out the right one.

“Talk to you later, I gotta’ bounce!”

And now on “Bark Week” the seldom seen fetching frenzy.

Never answer a call at the dog park. Better to devote your attention to the butts in front of you than the anonymous panting on the phone.

Air traffic controller at the dog park.

I had a dog that’d play till she dropped. I had to make her take breaks now and again…best dog ever

He can’t resist so he cut his call short

Unlike you, you poor little neutered fella…

I had a dog once with whom I did an experiment. I had two balls and I wanted to see which one he would chase oI threw both of them. No surprise, I guess, he chased the one I threw the farthest.

How much cocaine did that white dog do, anyway?