Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 19, 2022

bummer

Tony asked

What are you waiting for?

To be certified dead first. Won’t be my problem then.

And I wish Diamond Lil to hold the eulogy – nothing better than being remembered with a laugh. Lightens the burden for friends and family.

“Shouldn’t we get one?” – “Over my dead body!!!” – “Deal.”

When all of the grave stones have them we can go to the cemetery and channel surf the local history channels.

Get no complaints.

Gonna put a virus in mine.

Exactly. WE WERE PROMISED JETPACKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXqREyyG-e8

I think we can scratch flying cars off the list too since everything is is going EV.

People are still being buried? Who knew.

Got that right Rocket Man…..

i want one with facial recognition so i can give the finger to any buddies who stop by…

Punch line to Jimmy Stewart’s favorite joke as told on Johnny Carson’s show: “She’s left handed”. If you don’t need to look that up, you are probably older than dirt, like me.

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