Bleeker: The Rechargeable Dog by Jonathan Mahood for August 12, 2022

Bleeker so does not want to see you choke on many sticks of gum, Skip.

Looks like you’ve answered your own question. How many was that?

Skip didn’t blow a bubble.

There’s some ABC gum on the pavement.

Skip just can’t keep his knees unscraped can he?

I was playing a blue-collar worker in a live Halloween show once, and I would put five sticks in my mouth right before each performance so that I’d get the voice and accent that I wanted.