Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 10, 2023

That’s one of the problems with going on vacation. The other is nobody doing your work and you have two weeks of it piled on your desk.

Now, that’s a cold shower!!!

Actually, we knew that already, but we wanted to discourage all the other employees from taking vacations. So we waited.

hahahahaha

This is when that board with the nail may come in handy‼️

This happens more than you might think. Then those job duties, such as they are, are spread among several other people. Nobody wins — except the boss who appears to have improved cost efficiency. Attaboy, boss man.

I finally did something right!!! I can’t wait to try it at my next job.

Head for the chicken unemployment line. :)

I knew I was in a good position when I came back from vacation and everybody was like “Oh thank God you’re back!”

That’s a real chickens#!t thing to do…

I guess it’s time for him to fly the coop.

This is one of the reasons egg prices are so high

A similar thing happened to my brother. He trained people on his team to do the important tasks that had to be done during his two-week vacation. When he got back, his boss said, “You’re fired because the place ran just as well without you.”