Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 27, 2022

That’s Mr. Spork, Captain.

Live long and prosper.

Look up Splayd. Not the best spoon in the world, but the cutting and the fork action are acceptable.

Count Sporkula, Drac’s, dorky nephew. “Ve don’t talk about him. Much.”

Spork. Dork. What’s the difference?

And the human hand preceded them all… and then … Let There Be Knife!

Wouldn’t a noodle ladle be a “loodle”?

Love the foodle! I want one! ☺️☺️

Brilliant.

Spatula and serving spoon gave slotted spoon, Spatula and teaspoon gave absinthe spoon.

We have a pair of doodles that are used for certain pastas. And more that one slotted spoon for pasta and other stuff.

OK. Sporkula is a new one.

No self-respecting kitchen is complete without a full set of all items pictured.

Will the Sknive family marry into the Spork family – people want to know – I want to know…

Another name for a “sporkula” is “pasta spoon”. and a fork/ladle cross may be a pasta rake

They tell us this AFTER Christmas???? Rats! :)

Veggie Tales did a Lord of the Rings parody where the Saruman character created a vile hybrid army of Sporks.