Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 16, 2022

Or put a slice in your fancy beer.

Or, add rum and club soda for a Lemon Sour.

SNORT

Arrrrrrrr!

When life hands you grapefruit….. Oh wait, that’s how he lost the eye.

I read the Royal Navy actually used lemons but said they used limes because then didn’t want their sailors called lemons but limeys was ok.

I’ve been hungry enough that when life literally handed me a lemon my first thought was, “Fresh Fruit!” It gives you perspective.

Q: What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?

A: 8 pirates.

Yup

Yeah – the bird with the patch sure looks lucky …

Impkins: I wear my eye patches at night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_COAnb3nwI

When life hands you lemons, make a Hot Toddy (or 2 or 3 :)