Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 15, 2022

Ostrich: “My back is killing me! You’ve been putting on weight, Captain KFC!”

Captain: “Time for a bigger bird. Someone tell the cook.”

I’ve noticed the roast chickens at my supermarket are suddenly much smaller!! But I’ve also noticed no pigeons in the parking lot or rooftops recently!!!

It is better to poop on the bird than to have the bird poop on you.

The other pirate captains are likely to ostrich-Ize him.

Arr mateys..did ya hear what happened to the vegetarian pirate that were in jail? He staaaarved.

Plus you’re light as a feather.

Looks comfy. :)

We penguins don’t care for either option.