The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 19, 2022

The gravitas

If only it worked like that.

Why are you looking in a mirror? Trust your memory.

You’ll be top heavy, leave it alone

Gladys, you suffered from the female version of “Furniture Disease” your chest just dropped into your drawers.

I’m betting that was a great deal longer than an hour ago – like maybe the 1960’s.

As someone who is developing a ‘sundial figure’, I’ll get around to it.

As we age, we get shorter. So you can still weigh the same as you did when you were younger, but your body shape is going to change a little.

won’t that reverse time… you might end up as a toddler in a matter of seconds by accident. :D

It seems that your hourglass figure has suffer a stoppage in the middle

Yeah, I get it. The upper body I used to have has descended to the middle of my body…

Liposuction is the answer, suck it out the bottom and put it back on top.

Maybe spend less time in front of the mirror and more time on a bathroom scale.

Gladys – try implants top, liposuction/tummy tuck middle and a Botox butt. Viola! Brutus will be amazed. Shocked cold.

Gravity never stops and eventually takes all. Nice to have a little security at home.

What’s odd is that she just noticed that she stopped growing at the ends, hit middle age, and started growing in the middle. She has a man who loves her and a mother who doesn’t love her man. What more could she ask for?

It happens to all of us!

“Like sand through the hourglass, so are the pounds of your life…”

She has a good memory if she can remember that far back.

Gladys the top and bottom of your hourglass figure are still where they were, it’s the area in between that you messed up.

I was going to say more like a Big Ben figure but then I figured that she would just hunt me down and kill me. However, she probably was a looker in her day…..long ago……

It makes me sad that so many women body shame themselves because of the unreasonable pressure society puts on them. I’ve gotten to a point at which I just accept the pros and cons of my body, and I just don’t care what others think any more. I just wish I could have always been like that, because it feels great.

This song seems appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUgsbKisp8

Gladys…..Gladys……Gladys…….You may have had an hourglass figure, but now the sands of time have definitely shifted. Remember Gladys, once we all had hourglass figures; your sand has just settled in different places.

Gladys’ figure is more like a pocket watch.