Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 24, 2022

Knot-head.

That, and the termites.

It’s because he’s a blockhead.

Real reason is that he distracted thinking that ninja sloth be behind him. And when he turns to see there’s nothing.

At least he’s not so hard-headed that nothing can get in.

Dirfty was a term fro someone who was below average intelligence and couldn’t follow a conversation.

And to the left appeared an ad for the movie.

His thoughts drifted to cloud 9 and floated off into the sunset.

Wooden yew know.

I hear he was a very poplar student though.

At least he’s not deadwood.

I wonder if that’s my problem…

Obviously a larch key kid.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

funny

…and I thought termites or cork.

If he’s wooden can he coach basketball?

What’s Driftwood?

So Pine in this case is driftwood? (Pine wood is why Geppetto named him "Pinocchio).