It would be worth it for the waiter to tip YOU OFF before you order a meal: Is the lobster fresh (did it pinch the cook)? Are the oysters from the sea (or the mountains)? Is the ham hickory-smoked (or is the cook just a heavy smoker)?
Bragging is counterproductive, your manner should flow effortlessly and delight like an effervescent champagne, wooing your target into a fawning state of generosity. If you have not already received a complimentary dessert, you are just beating a dead horse.
Ida No over 2 years ago
But, if it works…
i_am_the_jam over 2 years ago
What are the other 11?
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
It would be worth it for the waiter to tip YOU OFF before you order a meal: Is the lobster fresh (did it pinch the cook)? Are the oysters from the sea (or the mountains)? Is the ham hickory-smoked (or is the cook just a heavy smoker)?
pumaman over 2 years ago
And gosh darn it people like me.
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
Going for the Yelp review.
drycurt over 2 years ago
Lately, I get strange looks for saying “please” and “thank you”.
Buoy over 2 years ago
Bragging is counterproductive, your manner should flow effortlessly and delight like an effervescent champagne, wooing your target into a fawning state of generosity. If you have not already received a complimentary dessert, you are just beating a dead horse.