Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 25, 2022

It only looks like a gherkin.

I see that everyone won the same trophy. Did anyone keep score?

i keep hearing about this pickle thing – don’t think i actually want to know about it though

what a dilly

Good thing it wasn’t an egg plant

But you lost…wait…it says “First Place for Jerkin’ the Gerkin…”

I’ve had dill pickles almost as small as an inch long…

He’s just gherkin you around…

W. C. Fields found “kumquat” hilarious (and it is), but I’ve always liked “gherkin.”

Participant.

Looks really big for a gherkin. Must be on performance enhancers. Your choice to complet the joke, clean or dirty.