Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 27, 2022

You sure you do not want the air freshener option, after all there is that doggy smell to consider.

You could squeak by with a box of “Pampers”.

Poor Marm!! He just can’t get NO – respect!!!

/SHMIRK/

Knowing ‘Marm’ like we do—he’ll find SOMEWAY to get it ! ! ! !

Sounds like something I would like to have for myself!

And why not?

Even because he will still prefer to stay on the sofa and on the bed of his human friends.

But he looks so peaceful! I spoil my Lizzie more than anyone could imagine, lol!

Possibly, the vote is now 2 out of 3.

What kind of clueless morons bring their great Dane shopping for mattresses? They’re pretty bad pet owners

Obiviously, they are buying him a mattress, just not that one.

Marm thinks he is king of the house

Now that I have 2 Danes, I can totally understand having a mattress that shoots air freshener. One Dane gas was bad enough but 2 is crazy.

He will stink it up anyway.

Air-freshener-shooting? There is such a thing now? How awful! It’s bad enough how hard it is to find scent-free laundry soap.

Where can i get one?

Marmaduke, members of your bteed were called Boar Hounds! Still, therr’s no time to simulate wallowing in the mire!