Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2022

Crusty comments

My futile attempts at pizza crust, recipe always read flour, never had one mention bread flour, although it makes sense. I’m still not gonna try again

“I’ma Italian born and bread… that Giorgio think Ima use all-purpose flour?

Thatsa halfa baked idea… Ima give him a pizza my mind, for sayin’ such a cheesy thing!

Pie on him!

Where I was raised, we didn’t have a lotta dough… but at yeast we knew what we kneaded to do inna kitchen.

We didn’t loaf around!

How could he say such a crumby thing?

OK, OK… sorry… I shouldn’t let him get a rise outta me.

I’ll cool down."

Mario and Luigi working through the witness protection program.

Wait till she tastes the speecy spicy meat-a-balls!!

Get the Bis-Quick-ly!

Restore some trust in your crust.

This one deserves a…GoldMedal

He’s such a heel, no matter how you slice it.

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yeah, what’s a matzo with you anyway?

the boss knows that for this worker it’s crust and verify…