FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 14, 2022

har-dee-har-har, Jaosn… now clean out your father’s mug

someone is getting a MUG-shot today ….

Now, dad will have to use the Cinderella cup until someone gets around to washing dishes.

?? Can someone help a poor non native speaker get the joke? No dictionary or urban-talk thesaurus helped…

It’s probably best for Jason’s health to act a lot less like himself before his dad’s first cup of coffee.

The past few days’ strips … I just want to punch the snot out of Jason.

I understand the picture of grapes, but what is the second picture of?

I have a variation of this, purchased in 2020: https://i.etsystatic.com/25524642/r/il/b17d2d/3464052043/il_794xN.3464052043_tpdm.jpg

That coughin’ is gonna get him a ⚰…

After this, Jason will have less money in his coffers

Father’s sens of humor doesn’t work without cafeine.

Jason’s coughing to make coffee is going to end him up in a coffin…