FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 20, 2022

Next thing you know is Andy fixing Jason chicken soup without the chicken after he does catch Marcus’ cold.

Glop glop, fizz, fizz

being too honest is not always a good option, Jason

“Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it” («Weird Al» Yankovic (or was it Michael Jackson))

More vegie crap. I think the kids need to start buying and cooking their own food.

No, Andy. The idea of that glop is that you don’t like meat and want your family to not like meat either. You’re not fooling anyone.

Ain’t food supposed to be eaten before it can do anything for your health?

Ground pork, pinto beans, and quinoa for breakfast.

Sneeze the day!

The latest is 3D printed steaks from plants!!

I’d rather have a cold and eat pizza than be healthy and eat Andy’s "cooking.’

Andy is under the misconception that a meatless diet is “healthy”.

And because you don’t feel good, what I am cooking makes even more sense. Sit eat, till you burst.

She said, holding a gloppy spoon…

Regardless of the taste and texture and the fact no one can stand her recipes. How self centred and “veganite” can you get