FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 05, 2022

Time to create a new email address and cancel the old one.

Ooooh! I’d better check out XXX-Hot Psychic Mortgages first!!!

Google got rich by advertising male enhancement pills.

Spam must work. It costs just pennies to send out thousands of emails, but it STILL costs some money. So there must be some people out there stupid enough to bite.

Either that or there are people out there who sell spam packages to other people who believe that spam works.

I miss the Nigerians wanting to send me their fortune, haven’t gotten one in forever.

I’m not from Nigeria, but YOU have been selected to help me move a lot of money into the USA. Please send money to show your good faith!

“OK, oh, joy buzzer!”

[GZZZZT!]

What about the ones from the Nigerian Prince wanting to give her lots and lots of money???

My how times have not changed.

If my computer could talk to me, I’d destroy it.

It’ll take all week to delete the spam

My dad suggested ‘spam’ could stand for ‘stuff posing as mail’.

Ah, SPAM!

(Hmm… No wonder Andy isn’t thrilled.)

I don’t LIKE spam!!!!

I thought they were from the XXX_Hot Psychotic Mortgage Corporation.