Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 22, 2022

Any chance the emperor is bicycling in the lovely state of Delaware?

Someone stole his invisible car! How did they find it? How will they sell it?

Seems he’s getting exposed more and more as each day passes. He’ll soon be given an orange jumpsuit ………

“My butt been wiped”

He’ll have to register after he’s been caught!