Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2022

I hope the guy uses good mouth wash.

Bit of a close talker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRZ5RpsytRA

Donate a knuckle sandwich to him.

Good luck getting any donations in the city!

give me the website and i’ll donate half my fortune if that would keep them out of my sight where i live

Space cadet

PSED – - – It’s pronounced just as you imagine it would be.

Why aren’t his eyes black by now?

Yeah? Well. you’ll soon be collecting yourself off the sidewalk!

Cool! We’re playing an old favorite… Space Invaders ®

(Green Plaid Alert)

Ugh as long as you’re not in the closest urinal next to me

PSED= COVID.

Oy

So basically, he is collecting money for everyone in the Mideast.

Here Bleeb was, savoring the recent view of the lady who just walked by, starting to replay it in his mind, and then this guy comes along and ruins the moment.

Bleeb’s keeping low, with good reason.

Well Hello Sir………I’m a dentist who can help you with those missing teeth that the last guy punched out.

I suffer from that. Stand back a out 20 feet and I’ll wad up a $20 and toss it to you.

Bleeb is not only an member of PSES, hes its president.

Eileen, is that you?

“YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”>SLUG IN MOUTH<“YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”

No need, I have a cure for that [WHAP].

Here, I’ll help you with it immediately, with a quick poke in the schnoz.

He’s a close-talker.