Close to Home by John McPherson for August 25, 2022

Good thing grandpa isn’t here. he might think Kyle was talking about his health!

Or he’s a Billy Squier fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

A cheerleader for 911 responders??

Sure it’s crew and not the monkey spanking team…

Good for him. But gotta tell ya’: he’s going to need to lose a few pounds as the crew’s not going to appreciate having to work a little extra hard to move that boat ahead.

He’s just listening to Billy Squire

Leadership potential!

I wonder how you get that job?

I’m thinkin’ that would provide more realism if he was in the bathtub.

Bleeb looking for a person who had a stroke

But then Bleeb realized, “Two targets at 3 o’clock. Move into position.”

I thought he was rooting on a team of EMTs

Well, he certainly has the physique for that position!

Crew team is redundant.

And later becomes an EMT.

“Now everybody, have you heard, if you’re in the game. Then the stroke’s the word”

Heat or breast?

After reading " The Boys In The Boat", I discovered the coxswain is a very important job for the success of the rowing crew.

jeremy is too big to be a coxswain