Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 13, 2022

Anyone from Utah who can verify this?

Wow, if it were programmable, I would buy one.

Lots of parts of Utah can and will kill you. You gotta stay away from those Tabernacles.

In a lost episode of “The Outer Limits,” each globe is an actual world, captured and shrunk by the evil Globemeister Co. Every time you even touch one of their globes, you kill thousands of inhabitants. /p

Fun with the fundies

We spent a day in Salt Lake City last year as part of a vacation up to Montana, the only fun thing we found was their natural history museum.

HEY!!!! What’s up with the “Hate Utah Day”?!?!?!?!? You bunch of ignorant internet Hate-Trolls should all crawl back under the rocks you came from.

I spent a month in Utah one weekend. It’s true, they do roll up the sidewalks on Friday night.

Wow, a cheap vacation AND a second wife!

The woman might realize that there are parts of the globe they couldn’t reach by nightfall.

He lives in SLC, doesn’t he?