Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 27, 2022

Mother Bates wouldn’t hurt a fly either.

Careful, she’s psycho.

She hurt you!!!

It didn’t hurt. He didn’t feel a thing.

He was dead before the pain could get to his smashed brain.

oh the…never mind

Dick lost that bet.

Dick’s got more lives than a cat!

Never under estimate the power of a swatter and those who take a swing

The odds were not in Dick’s favor.

Too late for Gamblers Anonymous … but there’s more Dicks from whence Dick came …!

( uh, no … not going there )

Fool me once……. Whoops, I guess that was enough. :)

lil tends to fly off the handle…

Dr. Tolian Soran claimed there was time he wouldn’t hurt a fly, either!

No irony. It was a flyswatter, not an iron…

(When I was a wee lad, I thought it was “flice water”. By-product of growing up in East Texas.)

Wasn’t an irony, it was a swatty