Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 22, 2022

assuming the snooker hall isn’t flooded

He is already wet, might as well go in the pool!

but still you’d need to walk outdoors shrug

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO MR Andrew Capp’s solutions are priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr bean smiling because he’s in a good mood like I am ,I have all of Atkinson’s works , have you seen keeping mum where he is a Vicar and his wife cheats him with Patrick Swayze , how was your day? our Manic Monday Should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope we will stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Flo, just smash that snooker cue over his head!!

Then, you can spend “quality time” at the hospital!!

No lavender today??

“Pool is quite appropriate”, she said as he Darted out.

Another reason to enjoy American football – they are never rained out.

Like the Rain… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnm0qISnNUE

Poor Flo, ever the optimist. ;-)

Darts is remarkably rain-free.

Cheer up Flo. At least Andy won’t be underfoot and moping around the house.

She: We can do indoor sports at home!

I thought that spending quality time with Flo at home qualified as an indoor sport?

I would be looking to dump that bum, NOT spend “quality time” with him!

I don’t know why he is so into “sports” he is so lousy at them all.

And where there’s snooker tables there’s pints.

Q: What’s worse than raining cats & dogs?

A: Hailing taxis!

I wonder how Andy would have managed during the lockdowns when all matches would have been cancelled?

That was sarcasm by the way. We all know he’d just nap on the couch.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

Yesterday I got stung by a bee after I had sat down on the bus. I felt a horrible pain and discovered the bee just hanging there from my upper arm. So it injected it’s venom into the muscle. I thought it was a wasp at first but then later learned that wasps don’t leave their stingers in. Plus, I seem to remember it fell to the ground after I brushed it off.

I’m sorry for commenting late. I’m ashamed to say I almost forgot to comment today!

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Wish it was raining where I live. Don’t get me wrong, sunshine is nice, but with all the heat we’ve been having, a little drizzle would be a nice change of pace.

Andy’s old school. There’s no time or place for Esports!