Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 31, 2022

Get a Sphynx and Mexican hairless

Look down. Who’s actually shedding ?

Solved here by buying all clothing to natch her fur.

Looks like he’s taking the whole “Alpha dog” thing seriously.

The shedding is to keep you warm in the months to come ;-)

Yeah, like they’re going to stop!

“Nope, not until you’re as furry as we are!!”

Umm, don’t sit until you lint roll or vacuum!

Get a brush and a comb for them. And use it.

“The shading…it has to stop.” Says the balding guy. Oh the Irony of it all.

Are you sure that you’re not just growing fur?

We use The Furminator on our cats. They love it.

Don’t let them on the furniture and bed, and buy a robot vacuum that runs constantly

Have the robo-vacs and air filters running constantly.

Perhaps it’s just a matter of condensing all that shed to the top of his head.

Make us hairless ape….

Well, it’s called FURniture, isn’t it? Besides, get a brush for each of them and use it daily. It really does work, and most housepets love it.

He should shave before daring to tell them such.

Reason #37 why I don’t have pets.

That is a rather hairy proposition.