Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 30, 2022

Well, when they call you lard butt, at least they’re accurate.

Hey, as far as dad is concerned he’s just making sure you take a snack with you.

Dad in not the one who left fries in the back seat.

who leaves fries behind :)

We keep our cars nicely cleaned inside, but that gene doesn’t seem to have been passed down to the next generation.

Guess the kid didn’t inherit the slob gene.

This would make more sense if it was Dad driving and the kid was complaining about moms car. Women’s cars are usually just and extension of their purses.

Sitting on Legos.

Yeah, eat those suckers.

Perhaps a gift for Dad: clean his car. Or a money making opportunity, clean his car for $20. You know where the fries, etc., are buried.

Call Children’s Protective Services!!!

He’s either old enough to sit on the seat, so they would be his fries, or young enough to need a booster, and again, his fries. It’s time he learned cars aren’t self-cleaning. He can also learn to look before he sits.

Hey Napoleon – give me some of your smushed French Fries! “No – get your own!”

That was your lunch!

Doctor. Doctor. My butt keeps picking up French fries I sit on.