Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 29, 2022

No “skeleton keys” are handy.

Sorry, there is not much flavor left in them bones.

WHUT??!!!! And deny Marm the chance – of the “impossible??!!!”

OH NO!!!

Sorry, Marm, but those aren’t the actual bones. They are replicas made of fiberglass.

Teach him a lesson…….let him bite into one !! ! !! !

Good thing they have ‘people’ watching in those museums. Or Marm would destroy them!

Marm would destroy the dinosaur bones and take them and bury them

From “Man of La Mancha”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo7VlD66ISM

Marmaduke of the Mancha.

Who is faster and who can jump higher?

To dream the impossible dream

To fight the unbeatable foe

To bear with unbearable sorrow

And to run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong

And to love pure and chaste from afar

To try when your arms are too weary

To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest

To follow that star

No matter how hopeless

No matter how far

To fight for the right

Without question or pause

To be willing to march, march into He!!

For that Heavenly cause

And I know if I’ll only be true

To this glorious quest

That my heart will lie peaceful and calm

When I’m laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this

That one man, scorned and covered with scars

Still strove with his last ounce of courage

To reach the unreachable

The unreachable

The unreachable star

Fancy Xylophone…

Wouldn’t his sense of smell tell him that those aren’t real bones? Fossils are rock afterall, not bone.

Maybe the bones are real in the comic world Marmaduke lives in. :-)

Marmaduke heard that there’s a fossilized “humorous” bone.

I think you’ll find if those bones are real they’ll be stone!