Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for August 18, 2022

Will it pass the appropriate language audit?

Nowadays, hasn’t the gesundheit been replaced with “Wear a mask!”??

I don’t know. That response seems like it might involve cultural appropriation.

This is what happens when you don’t have a company wide post-sneeze agreement.

We also agree that the paperwork in front of you be treated as hazardous waste.

Where is Dick the Butcher from Henry VI when you really need him ?

Because we wouldn’t want to offend anyone by using the term “God bless you”

Has to be a law office.

Being a Kleenex attorney was a snotty business.

A legalize sneeze?

that agreement is nothing to sneeze at…