F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 03, 2022

At least there’s no one jumping in and declaring, “No score!!! Everyone’s a winner!!! No one’s feelings will get hurt on my watch!!!” :P :P :

“Were holding Coach’s family at an undisclosed location until we see a few wins.”

Always good to have parents opinions…the kids want the parents to go home

The parents that now are at every game, rarely if ever, had their parents come to any game.

… And that’s when parents were banned from the games. There was much rejoicing.

I guess that means no more participation trophies?

“Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” -Coach Conan

and that’s when the troubles began

I bet the decision was helped by one or more of those “parents” carrying.

Am I the only one who thinks he’s twisting the coach’s arm? (That would usually require both hands to stabilize, but maybe the coach is a wimp.)

short tenure coming up for the coach.

Coach: “When everybody’s somebody, nobody’s anybody”

“[You] show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.”—-Knute Rockne, Don Drysdale, Cam Newton