Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 05, 2022

Shopaholics

Honeybunch didn’t spend much. All the gifts came from Dollar General.

You should wait until after the meal to present and open the gifts!

I get the best Labour Day Holiday of all. A day I don’t have to go to work. Due to staff turnover in this economy, people calling in sick, and all the other unforeseen emergencies this is my first day off in over a month.

Day 6575 of retirement and a fun-filled day of canning ahead.

The day itself is (or should be) enough.

The gift is you kids don’t have to work at factory until your 18, and then you can join a union. And when you do work, you get weekends off unless you’re in retail, then you get two other days.

Where’s the Labor Day Tree?

During my trip to the grocery store today I made sure the egg nog was not out yet…

June, you need help.

She needs to go to shoppers anonymous.

I hope all the gifts are American-made and union-made.

Now the big box stores have their Xmas merchandise out !!

Are those pearls welded on?

Obviously, Homelybish is dealing drugs on the down-low. How else do they afford cruises, go to the “themepark” regularly, and deal with her excessive shopping on one park ranger salary?