Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 06, 2022

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    Vilyehm  about 2 years ago

    Western umlaut.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Toes! LOL

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    With scream cheese on that beagle.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Man buns need no autocorrects.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Ninja slop.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    It took me a while to figure out that “man cakes” were supposed to be pancakes.

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    Pet  about 2 years ago

    We have been eating Avocado toast since the 70’s.

    I don’t see how Princess Pinocchio (Me Again Markle) can claim she invented it!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 years ago

    We’re just yolking around.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Avocado Toast? I prefer Synonym Toast.

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    Qiset  about 2 years ago

    One of the strangest things, to me, is that the french word for avocado is the exact same word as the french work for lawyer. “avocat” It writes it’s own joke.

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    hoot1  about 2 years ago

    MP…Great toon! Left me with a smile and a chuckle. Very Clever.

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    l3i7l  about 2 years ago

    Carefully remove and prepare the skins from avocados. When you have enough you can make avocado totes.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 years ago

    Danish pasties…

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    MissyTiger  about 2 years ago

    No serial bowel? Phew.

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    How about “Ash Bowl”?

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