WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 05, 2022

Hot take

…and they don’t want any more children.

Ice water in the bidet will do it … without risk of permanent injury.

Starting every day with a trip to the ER for burns to the same area might arouse suspicions.

I removed caffeine from my morning diet several years ago. I did it gradually. I have NO trouble waking up in the morning.

A deterrent to a child thinking about becoming a coffee drinker.

The only downside is it swells up more.

I prefer to cook little smokies in a crock pot of Bbq Sauce. But Flip Wilson dually noted……“Different Strokes, for Different Folks.”

And those are your parents….

OW!

Hilarious drawing!

But pouring icy cold water in there would have the same effect of waking you up. And it looks like you will need to pour icy cold water in there now anyway.

And if you are going to pour coffee down your pants, it better be the crappy kind; save the good stuff for those of us who drink it.