WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 10, 2022

Sigh! Life can be a tapestry

Of rich and royal hue

All-time unnerving vision

Of the ever-changing view

A wond’rous woven magic

In bits of blue and gold

A cry and sigh by modify

Impossible to hold

The moment the country needed a new king.

Sure King – as long it’s not a problem for you to refight the battle in the other direction.

That depends. Is he being paid by the hour or by the project?

No problem. I’ll just flip it over

Sorry to be that guy but this would have been better had they said it was a mural. That isn’t how tapestries are made or hung.

“No, that’s good. It means I have employment for the rest of my life.”

King Donald . . .

What’s that, another few years of paid patronage? “As you wish, Your Highness!”