Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 24, 2022

Keep ’em in the slammer…..

Family values and support.

Easy fix

Easy, don’t report most of them, then the statistics will go down!

Just send them to Chicago, or Los Angeles, or San Francisco, or maybe New York. They would just blend in with the crowd there.

BDB being way out of character by being right. All other things being equal, the amount of crime and the average age of the population move in opposite directions.

And I was thinking just handing out more fake ID’s

Don’t worry, they’ll get older and more adept at it. Then they can trade in those blue collars for white ones, and become CEO’s and Politicians…just make sure they continue to love money more than morals.

That’s easy, if there is one thing the government does well it is manipulate statistics.

Torture numbers long enough and they will admit to anything!

They make everything illegal so they can use selective enforcement to mess with whoever they want. Mold those model citizens.

The man with all the answers, even if they’re the wrong ones…

Said like a true politician

Actually the Senator is right for once!

Ground them until they’re 21.

“I have long suspected that the male of our species, in most cases, should be raised in a barrel and fed through the bung-hole. Then, at age eighteen, a solemn decision can be made: whether to take him out of the barrel, or to drive in the bung.”

Robert Heinlein, Job: A Comedy of Justice

Just hide the statistics like DeSantis

Fly them to Martha’s Vineyard where they can get jobs! ;-D