Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 05, 2022

Well, Andy certainly won’t be giving her any new material.

gee, Andy, him who?

Nothing like an original joke mum…and that was nothing like an original joke!

new material hmmmm like a new tongue maybe?

Ain’t a mutual admiration society here. But there’s a solution. Tell the old bat to stop coming over.

Is this the same Mum who taught Flo how to cook?

I wonder—if Flo actually DID throw her useless husband out for good, would her equally useless mother move in and sponge off her??

@Number Three Today’s strip Is funny The way our Hero Mr Andrew Capp predicts what Flo’s mum would say is classical :o) my avatar again is a picture of Rowan Atkinson our fav actor as Mr Bea, grinning because he’s in a good mood like am, how was your day? our MANIC MONDAY started very busy Alex had to take his mum to two different Health centers nearly a mile apart now that no shopping or other errand to ron we will just stay inside the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Someone removed the photo above the sofa!

Made me laugh.

He can read the mother-in-law’s mind!

Andy is just resting up for the dart match and placing his pony bet. Give me strength.

Nope, she doesn’t need new material. Your dumb wife needs to dump you.

Hard to argue with her, though.

Andy’s MIL may be a Harpy, but considering the way Andy treats her daughter she has plenty of justification.

Well, I wouldn’t object to that idea.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Wow. That sounds like a pain.

You’ve probably heard that we now have a new Prime Minister. Boris is gone. I’m all for giving everyone a chance but seen loads of negative comments on Facebook already. I’m a rather negative person myself but when it comes to politics, I just don’t care.

Just letting you know that I won’t be commenting tomorrow and for a couple of days afterwards. Don’t worry, it’ll fly over. Keep yourself hydrated in the meantime!

I am writing to you from the library. I plan to stay in tomorrow but on Wednesday I’m at my volunteering as you know. I start my new volunteer job on the 13th. After the library I’m going to get myself some Starburst fruit chews from the supermarket (used to be called Opal Fruits) and maybe some cocktail sausages. If I don’t have enough money on me it’ll just have to be one or the other. I hate using my card for small purchases. I’m one of few people who still carries cash.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Happy Labor Day, Cappers!

Whether she comes up with new material, the approach will remain formulaic.